Anna FigOver the Holiday, I Had a MiscabbageBut I learned just how liberally one seasons liberally.3 min read·Nov 28, 2020----
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkStrunk and White FragilityThe Elements of Denial3 min read·Jul 31, 2020--1--1
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkIntroducing LooterCrate™A Subscription Box for the Modern Anarchist3 min read·Jun 11, 2020----
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkIf You’re Concerned That Your Novel’s Middle-Aged, Upper Middle Class, Ivy-Educated, White…This is apparently a thing now.3 min read·Apr 30, 2020--1--1
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkNice Try, Liberals, But Social Distancing Is Clearly Just Another Step Toward Full-Blown SocialismRight-thinking, true Americans are on to you.3 min read·Mar 31, 2020--2--2
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkLooks Like Those Eggheads at NASA Were Wrong, and Asteroid COVID-19 Crashed Into Earth After AllUnfortunately, this latest scientific discovery is no cause for celebration.3 min read·Mar 24, 2020----
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkWriting Prompts for the Creatively InsaneI dare you.2 min read·Jan 29, 2020--3--3
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkThis Email Blast Is 100% Organic, Locally-Sourced & Sustainable, Has a Small Carbon Footprint, and…Plus, we wouldn’t even think of testing our emails on animals.2 min read·Nov 5, 2019--1--1
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkThings Only Adults Notice in “Reamed Housewives of Climax County Vol. 4”Adult films will go right over kids’ heads.2 min read·Oct 22, 2019----
Anna FiginHow Pants WorkA Trump Primer for Separated Children (and Their Families)The best board book on either side of the border.3 min read·Jul 8, 2019----